How NOT To Lose Baby Weight Fast!

Here are some things that you can try to learn how to NOT lose baby weight!

1) Don't bother to eat until dinner. If you love your jelly belly and cottage cheese thighs, then just keep starving yourself all day until dinner. Eating regular meals to raise your metabolism is the ONLY way you will ever lose baby weight...so keep starving yourself during the day and pigging out at night. Oh, and enjoy buying bigger clothes while you're at it!

2) Here's another one for you if you really don't want to lose baby weight. Keep buying the next new thing in diet pills. Pop a pill and lose 40 pounds overnight....ok?? If you want to throw away your hard-earned money and possibly do permanent damage to your body, then go for it!

3) Last but not least: Try every dumb fad diet you hear about. Eat only cabbage soup for a month? Cool! Crash your metabolism by eliminating complete food groups? OK! Drive your cholesterol through the roof by only eating fat? Right on!

Hey, if you like being known in your circle of friends as "the heavy set one", then there's absolutely no reason at all for you to visit LoseBabyWeightQuick.com. Don't learn the easiest and fastest way to lose baby weight and keep it off for good. Better start shopping for that swimsuit cover-up mumu now.

(Is this post just a tad sarcastic? Yes it is.)